I’m not entirely certain where the wine thing came from. I have used the “would you like cheese with that whine” line and he’s asked me what wine was. I explained to him that grownups drink it to look cool at first and it tastes like grape soda that’s gone bad but eventually turned into something that gives you delusions of grandeur so you keep drinking it anywa. Just kidding. Not kidding. Just kidding.
My response to my wife was that he could one day become a sommelier and make more money than we could ever shake a stick at. So there, word game.
Everything; every moment of worry, every strand of gray hair added, every tear that's fallen, every hour of sleep lost, every dollar spent, every form to fill out, every time there's fighting or whining, every mistake, every wrinkle, every failure — all of it disappears when you, my sons, are by my side.
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