Kids make sleep an endangered species. My kids are particularly antipathetic toward my sleep schedule because no matter how late they go to bed, they wake up at the same hour. WHAT THE HELL. THAT’S NOT HOW THIS WORKS, KIDS.
But you’d never expect the fallout of having children to include everything they own ALSO waking you up in the middle of the night. The worst is when a random toy would start up in the middle of the night like jumping off point in a horror movie starring you, and the creepy music or sounds would slow down.
Because THAT’S FUN!
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